50th Birthday T-Shirt — "Fifty. Same personality. Less patience." Minimal Tee
Black / S
$28.99
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Light, candid, and quietly funny — this classic midweight tee carries a short line that says it all. The simple text sits centered on a clean white field, giving off a dry, wry energy that reads like a personal one-liner. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans. Wear it when you want to state your mood without a long explanation, at casual gatherings, low-key birthday get-togethers, or weekend errands where honest humor lands better than small talk.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Medium fabric weight (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
50th Birthday T-Shirt — "Fifty. Same personality. Less patience." Minimal Tee
$28.99
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Medium fabric weight (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Self-fabric shoulder-to-shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean