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T-Shirt — "At 50, My Give-a-Fuck is Retired" Funny 50th Birthday Tee

A soft, lightweight cotton tee that speaks with wry confidence. The clean crew neckline and classic fit let the small, deadpan front text—“At 50, My Give-a-Fuck is Retired.”—do the talking. It sits flat against the chest for easy reading, feels smooth against the skin, and wears well over repeated washes. Wear it to laugh with friends, to deflect small talk, or as your low-key badge of midlife honesty. Comfortable, understated, and a little bit defiant—this shirt fits into slow weekends, backyard barbecues, and casual nights out when you want to keep things simple and honest.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
- DTG/DTF print methods used for crisp, long-lasting text; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean